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Shout Out To Resilience —Just Some Thoughts From a Whiny New Yorker
It was a typical September night in New York, chilly-ish and humid as hell, and I was returning home around 11:30. I’d spent my evening making notes on a pilot, practicing improv and eating a large...
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If you grew up in the ‘burbs, this Tumblr will speak to your soul
Pic: McMansion Hell People, I am beside myself. As y’all know, I work in operations at a design studio. Usually the things my coworkers share on our #random Slack channel are technology related (and...
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Fab Disaster – The Audio Version!
(Photo via Alexander Rose, taken while filming our web series IRL – one of the 11,000 projects I have going on rn bc I have no chill) Happy hump day, losers! Oh c’mon, “losers” is one of my terms of...
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HALLOWEEN HORROR: TRUE CRIME EDITION
Content warning: this post discusses murder, sexual assault and other violent crimes that may be disturbing or triggering to some. Listen up, noobs! While you’re busy watching Night of the Living...
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BREAKING: Girl Accepts Her New Year’s Resolutions Are Unrealistic, Takes Nap
Picture this: Your goal is to write for at least an hour a day. Watch 2 movies a week, read 2 books a month, exercise and meditate every day, eat healthy and organic. Then you go out one measly lil...
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“Inauguration Day,” if that even IS her real name
Ok. So it’s officially Inaug Day. Which means I haven’t woken up in a hospital bed to a nurse fanning me and my mother saying “Honey, it’s me, Mom. You hit your head in excitement on the ballot box...
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Day 4. Or 5. Don’t tell me I’ve lost count already…
I am exhausted. I have a horrible cold today and I stayed home sick, but have of course been doing plenty of work, while updating Beauty Dummy’s social media (did you hear about my new blog with Hannah...
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A DISASTER DECIDES TO KICK SOME ORGANIC GRAIN FREE DAIRY...
Yep, I’ve done it. I’ve jumped on the bandwagon with housewives and wellness gurus and all types of white women and gays everywhere: I am doing #Whole30. No, it’s not ironic! This is real. This is me....
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#WHOLE30 WEEK 2: JUST CHECKIN IN
It’s day 11 on my Whole 30 journey, and first things first: I’m ok! It’s not too bad. Yes, I’ve had a few dozen moments where I wanted to bury my feelings about the state of the world and the weather...
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I Am Trying To Become A Person Who Does Yoga Now
I Am Trying To Be a Person Who Does Yoga Now Last Wednesday at work, after guzzling some boxed coffee at a mandatory HR seminar, I took a bathroom break. While wiping my ass, I felt a familiar shock...
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